So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
two words: eviction party
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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