thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
we're making bets on your personal life
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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