how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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