the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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