Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Sacagawea was the original milf.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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