I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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