Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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