hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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