I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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