I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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