We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He has the fingertips of a God
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