quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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