They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
im holly from the hills drunk
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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