you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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