so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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