This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize