doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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