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• (518): View more from New York

  True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.

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  True? Did she teach you things?

  (518): View more from New York

  She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.

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