i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He passed out mid-signature
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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