I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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