I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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