dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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