think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
so much tequila, so little girl.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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