i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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