i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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