Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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