I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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