god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
You're so nebulous sometimes
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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