im about as happy as oj after his trial
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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