What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
