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After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.

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(404): View more from Georgia

alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?

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No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas

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(323): View more from California

Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.

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