oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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