Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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