He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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