should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
