Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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