talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
only you would photoshop your dick
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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