did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
