escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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