Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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