Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
