I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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