the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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