Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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