I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think pants incapable of making pants work
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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