The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
