This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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