At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
