how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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