??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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