Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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