I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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